The sound of a bare bottom being repeatedly hit by the palm of a hand can be heard echoing around the room.
“Ouch – look it’s really starting to hurt now, can’t we stop.” The man’s voice sounded a little fed up.
“No we can’t – you agreed to this, remember? Now quit whinging, we’ve talked this though enough times.”
Another male voice replied in a much more confident tone than the first.
“Yes, I know what we agreed, and I’m not against it – it just that it’s a bit, er…you know, stilled maybe, not very natural. I feel a bit of a prat to be honest.”
“Well do you want to try another position, is it not working for you? And you don’t look a prat; quite the opposite in fact.”
This comment is followed by giggling, the sound of a bed creaking and two people moving around can then be heard.
“OK, how about we try bending over the bed – I think part of the problem is the technique. The palm needs to bounce a bit more – it probably won’t hurt so much then.”
“You think? It’s just that I’m pretty sore already, I didn’t think it would hurt quite this much, we’re obviously not doing it right.” The man sounds a little hesitant; his next sentence is half question, half statement. “We could stop for a while? Wait until it stops stinging so much?”
“Don’t be such a wimp; are you a man or a mouse? It was only a few dozen swats for goodness sake. It’s probably because it’s the first time - the skin probably won’t be so sensitive after a while.”
The same voice continues:
“I think part of the problem is we need to move around the bottom a bit more – not concentrate on the one spot quite so much, maybe cup the hand slightly. We need to get a bit of a pattern going too, like they explained on that website.”
“OK, if you insist – come on then, let’s try again.”
The sound of spanking starts again and lasts for a few minutes.
“Look, I’m sorry but we’re going to have to stop – it’s really starting to hurt now, I don’t like it.”
A deep sigh echoes the room in response.
“Well to be honest – it’s not doing a lot for me either. I think we overdid the talking bit, a bit more spontaneity is called for. Is your hand alright?”
“I think so, it bloody hurts though – it didn’t say anything about that on the website. Maybe I could use a brush or wooden spoon next time – I’m going to feel this for days.